In Paris, one is always reminded of being a foreigner. If you park your car wrong, it is not the fact that it's on the sidewalk that matters, but the fact that you speak with an accent.

sidewalk, asidewalk, wsidewalk, esidewalk, dsidewalk, xsidewalk, zsidewalk, aidewalk, widewalk, eidewalk, didewalk, xidewalk, zidewalk, saidewalk, swidewalk, seidewalk, sdidewalk, sxidewalk, szidewalk, suidewalk, s8idewalk, s9idewalk, soidewalk, sjidewalk, skidewalk, sudewalk, s8dewalk, s9dewalk, sodewalk, sjdewalk, skdewalk, siudewalk, si8dewalk, si9dewalk, siodewalk, sijdewalk, sikdewalk, sisdewalk, siedewalk, sifdewalk, sixdewalk, sicdewalk, sisewalk, sieewalk, sifewalk, sixewalk, sicewalk, sidsewalk, sideewalk, sidfewalk, sidxewalk, sidcewalk, sidwewalk, sid3ewalk, sid4ewalk, sidrewalk, sidsewalk, siddewalk, sidwwalk, sid3walk, sid4walk, sidrwalk, sidswalk, siddwalk, sidewwalk, side3walk, side4walk, siderwalk, sideswalk, sidedwalk, sideqwalk, side2walk, side3walk, sideewalk, sideawalk, sideswalk, sideqalk, side2alk, side3alk, sideealk, sideaalk, sidesalk, sidewqalk, sidew2alk, sidew3alk, sidewealk, sidewaalk, sidewsalk, sidewqalk, sidewwalk, sidewsalk, sidewzalk, sidewqlk, sidewwlk, sidewslk, sidewzlk, sidewaqlk, sidewawlk, sidewaslk, sidewazlk, sidewaklk, sidewaolk, sidewaplk, sidewa:lk, sidewakk, sidewaok, sidewapk, sidewa:k, sidewalkk, sidewalok, sidewalpk, sidewal:k, sidewaljk, sidewalik, sidewalok, sidewallk, sidewalmk, sidewalj, sidewali, sidewalo, sidewall, sidewalm, sidewalkj, sidewalki, sidewalko, sidewalkl, sidewalkm.

I promise you a police car on every sidewalk.